Declaration of Assets by Our Vice-president Joshua Daranijo

An enigmatic example of leadership
As we have seen in recent times, an overwhelming wave of CHANGE is upon our nation as the new leadership tasked with the herculean task of cleaning the Augean stable left by the previous government has proven to be a light of hope for the downhearted. I have no personal interest in blowing anyone’s trumpet but I write with uttermost appreciation for at least one thing PMB has done and that is the declaration of assets by him and his vice. No matters how inaccurate the figures may be, it sends a message of an attempt to establish an ideal state of leadership where accountability and transparency are the norm of the day. I believe that it will become a trend as time passes for public officers to declare their assets because if Oga can do it, so can/must I.

No matter how far from the truth such figures may come to be, it will be detrimental to the one who declares deceitfully. With reference to the biblical allusion of Ananias and Sapphira, such a fellow should either declare true figures or not declare at all because one way or another, God go catch you!
With all these been said, it is with utmost pride I would also like to follow suit to declare my asset as your Vice President of this prestigious society. I made a promise to be at your service and I believe accountability and transparency must be the cornerstone to make this possible.

DECLARATION OF ASSEST OF DARANIJO OLAJIDE JOSHUA

Three buckets and one bowl
2 towels
One mat
One pack of Lucky point pens
3 LSS jotters
One there piece suit
One Samsung phone
One HP laptop
One box of clothing
One Nikon Camera
One HP printer
Two KJV Bibles
One 16gb flashdrive
One nice wristwatch
One chinko “samsung” tablet
Shared interest in my Mum’s car
Two Wema Accounts with a few thousands
One bedroom in my father's house

I know right, don’t worry God is continuously providing! I pray by the end of my tenure, I would have doubled my assets but this is with no premeditated intention to loot LSS money. Enjoy the rest of your holiday!
Yours truly,
Joshua,
Vice President of Law Students Society;

AT YOUR SERVICE!

P.S: Abeg all of the above na joke and cannot be proven in any court of law or quasi-judicial council. God bless yáll! See you in school